Welcome to our home.
Whether you be a criminal who has not taken the precaution of scrubbing his right hand with soap after committing his crime and is easily recognised upon inspection of this hand; or a brother who has lost his sister; or some dethroned monarch fleeing his kingdom, our truly awe-inspiring palace is worthy to receive you.
It was not constructed of diamonds and precious stones; it's only a poor hut, poorly built, but this famous hut has an historic past that the present renews and incessantly continues.
If it could speak it would astound you, you who seem to be astounded by nothing.
Comte de Lautrèamont
(Spider Translator 1867-Present)